Sep 24, 2017
Husband: (writing email)
Me: What’re you doing?
Husband: Writing an email.
Me: Secret email?
Husband: It’s about a church thing.
Me: Oooh juicy.
Husband: It’s not a secret. You can read it if you want to.
Me: I didn’t really think you were doing anything secret.
Husband: I don’t think I’m capable of doing anything secret.
Me: Either you’re really good at it and do it all the time or you’re terrible at it and I always know where you hide my Christmas presents.
Husband: You don’t know where I hide your Christmas presents! I just tell you not to look in a certain area so you don’t accidentally find them.