Sep 24, 2017

Husband: (writing email) 

Me: What’re you doing?

Husband: Writing an email.

Me: Secret email?

Husband: It’s about a church thing. 

Me: Oooh juicy.

Husband: It’s not a secret. You can read it if you want to. 

Me: I didn’t really think you were doing anything secret.

Husband: I don’t think I’m capable of doing anything secret. 

Me: Either you’re really good at it and do it all the time or you’re terrible at it and I always know where you hide my Christmas presents. 

Husband: You don’t know where I hide your Christmas presents! I just tell you not to look in a certain area so you don’t accidentally find them.