Aug 3, 2017

To be fair, I jotted these down a few days ago after the first round and the credit for a couple goes to Bryan (as noted). But still. 

• Yo diaper’s so full it looks like a person and a pear had a baby.

• Yo diaper’s so full you turned your crib into a waterbed. (Bryan)

• Your diaper’s so leaky it made Old Faithful jealous. (Bryan)

• Yo diaper’s so full it’s changed from a solid to a liquid.

• Yo diaper’s so full you take food processing to a whole new level.

• Yo diaper’s so full you straight up swimmin’.