Jul 28, 2017

Changing the baby’s diaper & before I get started I notice his diaper’s so full the snaps on his onesie are buckling under pressure. So I say to him, “Your diaper’s so full your onesie doesn’t even fit!” 

And that’s when it hit me: a whole new line of jokes. Like yo mama jokes, but lamer and only really funny to young parents. Like…

Yo diaper’s so full it looks like you pooped outta yo back! 

Or…

Yo diaper’s so full you gonna need to move up a size!

(Or to your toddler: Yo diaper’s so full you gonna need to potty train!)

Or these ones….

Yo diaper’s so full the neighbor’s dog called to complain!

Yo diaper’s so full you just turned your car seat into a swimming pool!

Please spend an unnecessary amount of time thinking about this and add your own in the comments.