Jun 22, 2017

• That I’ll reach for a new roll of toilet paper and a spider will crawl out from the middle of the roll
• That a robber will break into our house and get so surprised to find me come home early that they panic and shoot me
• That I’ll develop type 2 diabetes
• That Bryan will get sick or injured and be as needy and obnoxious as pregnant me
• That my GPS will cut out in the middle of taking me through the back roads to or from my in-laws’ and I’ll be lost forever
• That I’ll have to find very specific books in the library on my own 
• That the “shiny” song from Moana really will get stuck in my head forever