May 28, 2017

Bryan is the worst and the smelliest. He took a shower after painting the table two days ago and didn’t get the paint off the back of his elbows. He asks me every day if it’s still there. (It is.) He asked if he could read what I was writing out loud as I was writing it, so this was his punishment. But also he really does still have paint on the back of his elbows. Good thing he wears long sleeve button up shirts to work so no one will ever know. Now he stopped reading this so I guess the end.